Buff Headgear

I was running blind the other morning, which seems to be an occupational hazard for sweaty unfit runners. I was desperately trying to wipe the sweat out of my eyes with the hem of my t-shirt, whilst trying to maintain my modesty and continue running. I failed on at least one of these.
I decided I ought to purchase a headband to improve matters. This thought occupied me til the end of my run wondering if I could bear the 70s look and whether I would be prepared to wear matching leg warmers next.

Two days later I received an unsolicited parcel through the post. Inside was a brand new Buff headwear thingy. This is a head band cum balaclava cum scarve cum neckerchief cum headwear thingy.
Now where did that come from?!
No note, no invoice, just a solitary Buff headwear thingy.

Nice eh?
I'm going to dream about a car on tomorrows run.